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Wild Boars Cook
This is Boris.
This is Morris.
This is Horace.
This is Doris.
They are wild boars.
They are bossy and selfish and stinky and HUNGRY.
Boris is so hungry he could eat 35 hot dogs and a bushel of bonbons.
CRUNCH ~ CRUNCH ~ CRUNCH
Bad Boris
MUNCH ~ MUNCH ~ MUNCH
Morris is so hungry he could eat a pineapple upside-down cake, ten pickles, and a boot.
MUNCH ~ MUNCH ~ MUNCH
Naughty MOrris.
Horace is so hungry he could eat a pizza as big as the moon.
YUM ~ YUM ~ YUM
Horrid Horace.
YUM ~ YUM ~ YUM
Doris is so hungry she is eating a cookbook.
But wait !
Doris has found a delicious recipe.
A recipe for the biggest, messiest, stickiest, goodiest, chewiest, most delicious pudding in the whole wide world.
Watch out, everybody.
Wild boars are making a Massive Pudding !
Fist they measure out the ingredients.
"Ten cups of sugar !" shouts Morris.
"Five hundred chocolate-covered chocolates !" roars Boris.
"A gross of donuts," squeals Horace.
"And lots and lots of broccoli !" shrieks Doris.
Everybody stops and stares.
BROCCOLI ? In a Massive Pudding ? "sorry," said Doris.
(Almost) all the ingredients went into a massive pudding bowl.
"It's too dry," sobbed Boris.
"It's too small," wailed Morris.
"I'm hungry," howled Horace.
So Doris added one and a half puddles, a bucket of squishy butter, 26 bananas, and a squid.
Then started to whisk briskly.
All the noars joined in.
WHISK ~ WHISK ~ WHISK !
STIE ~ STIR ~ STIR !
COOK ~ COOK ~ COOK !
And out came the most beautiful Massive Pudding in the whole wide world.
Now, do you think
Boris and Morris and Horace and Doris sat with their hands folded and their napkins in their laps?
Did they pass the biggest piece to the wild boar on their left?
Did they say thank you and chew with their mouths closed?
Of course not !
They gulped and grabbed and smashed and snatched and pushed and prodded and choked and chewed......
And they ate that Massive Pudding in ten seconds flat.
"Delightful," Moaned Boris.
"Delicious," groaned Morris.
"Divine, " burped Horace.
"It was my idea, " said Doris.
And they all lived happily ever after for five whole minutes.
Until ...
"I'm still hungry," cried Boris.
"I'm still starving ," wept Morris.
"Everyone got more than me," howled Horace.
"Never mind," said Doris.
"I think I've found another recipe."
MASSIVE COOKIE
1/2 cup butter ,1 cup sugar , 1 egg , 1/2 teaspoon vanilla , 1 cup flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, 1/2 cup chocolate chips, 1/2 cup gumdrops, 1/4 cup M & Ms
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Cream together butter and sugar.
Add egg and vanilla.
Stir in flour, salt, and baking soda.
Add chocolate chips.
From into one large cookie on greased cookie sheet and decorate with gumdrops and M&Ms.
Bake for about half an hour or until done.
Do not attempt to make or devour the cookie without an adult present.
by - Meg Rosoff and Sophie Blackall
This is Boris.
This is Morris.
This is Horace.
This is Doris.
They are wild boars.
They are bossy and selfish and stinky and HUNGRY.
Boris is so hungry he could eat 35 hot dogs and a bushel of bonbons.
CRUNCH ~ CRUNCH ~ CRUNCH
Bad Boris
MUNCH ~ MUNCH ~ MUNCH
Morris is so hungry he could eat a pineapple upside-down cake, ten pickles, and a boot.
MUNCH ~ MUNCH ~ MUNCH
Naughty MOrris.
Horace is so hungry he could eat a pizza as big as the moon.
YUM ~ YUM ~ YUM
Horrid Horace.
YUM ~ YUM ~ YUM
Doris is so hungry she is eating a cookbook.
But wait !
Doris has found a delicious recipe.
A recipe for the biggest, messiest, stickiest, goodiest, chewiest, most delicious pudding in the whole wide world.
Watch out, everybody.
Wild boars are making a Massive Pudding !
Fist they measure out the ingredients.
"Ten cups of sugar !" shouts Morris.
"Five hundred chocolate-covered chocolates !" roars Boris.
"A gross of donuts," squeals Horace.
"And lots and lots of broccoli !" shrieks Doris.
Everybody stops and stares.
BROCCOLI ? In a Massive Pudding ? "sorry," said Doris.
(Almost) all the ingredients went into a massive pudding bowl.
"It's too dry," sobbed Boris.
"It's too small," wailed Morris.
"I'm hungry," howled Horace.
So Doris added one and a half puddles, a bucket of squishy butter, 26 bananas, and a squid.
Then started to whisk briskly.
All the noars joined in.
WHISK ~ WHISK ~ WHISK !
STIE ~ STIR ~ STIR !
COOK ~ COOK ~ COOK !
And out came the most beautiful Massive Pudding in the whole wide world.
Now, do you think
Boris and Morris and Horace and Doris sat with their hands folded and their napkins in their laps?
Did they pass the biggest piece to the wild boar on their left?
Did they say thank you and chew with their mouths closed?
Of course not !
They gulped and grabbed and smashed and snatched and pushed and prodded and choked and chewed......
And they ate that Massive Pudding in ten seconds flat.
"Delightful," Moaned Boris.
"Delicious," groaned Morris.
"Divine, " burped Horace.
"It was my idea, " said Doris.
And they all lived happily ever after for five whole minutes.
Until ...
"I'm still hungry," cried Boris.
"I'm still starving ," wept Morris.
"Everyone got more than me," howled Horace.
"Never mind," said Doris.
"I think I've found another recipe."
MASSIVE COOKIE
1/2 cup butter ,1 cup sugar , 1 egg , 1/2 teaspoon vanilla , 1 cup flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, 1/2 cup chocolate chips, 1/2 cup gumdrops, 1/4 cup M & Ms
Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Cream together butter and sugar.
Add egg and vanilla.
Stir in flour, salt, and baking soda.
Add chocolate chips.
From into one large cookie on greased cookie sheet and decorate with gumdrops and M&Ms.
Bake for about half an hour or until done.
Do not attempt to make or devour the cookie without an adult present.
by - Meg Rosoff and Sophie Blackall
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